Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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