operation harelip BJ is a go
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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