You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ok first of all what the fuck
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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