she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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