i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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