hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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