Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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