covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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