these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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