She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
tell me about the fingering
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