white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Fuck appropriateness.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
