The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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