the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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