Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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