the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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