My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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