I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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