accomplished twins. life is a go
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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