He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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