Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
