I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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