I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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