real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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