just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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