Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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