ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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