You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I touched a dick in church today
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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