When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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