are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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