You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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