I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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