i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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