my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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