Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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