windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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