I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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