The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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