i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You made out with two different species that night
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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