so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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