Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i think i have herpe
just one?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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