How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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