we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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