Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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