i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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