I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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