So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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