Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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