Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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