the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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