Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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