I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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