If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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