Ambien. No doubt about it.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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