so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did I show you my penis last night?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The uberlube is also flammable
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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