It's like God shit irony all over that family
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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