i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i just google imaged poop.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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