look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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